Jul
21

20 Surreal Photographs (that want your captions!)

By Henry Rivers

How this post works:

These great photographs are literally begging for captions. All you need to do is scroll through these awesome images (hopefully enjoying the captions as you go)… once you’re done, simply put any captions into the comment box and we’ll add them to the pictures!

Example:

Penguin & Girl on Sofa – “Oh dear Mum, I think the man at the Pet Shop has been lying to you again. This isn’t a cat.”

Note:

All captions will be accepted*

American Footballer

1. “Steve, go long!”

2. Wrong field Forrest. (Saurus)

3.

Art Gallery

1. “When I agreed to doing this they didn’t say anything about not being allowed to wear a top.”

2. Pin up girl. (Saurus)

3.

Squirrel in Field

1. Liam Fox annonces further defense cuts, but higlights innovative military money saving developments (Jack)

2. “If you touch my fucking nuts…” (Hermann)

3. Step away from the oak tree. (Saurus)

Darth Vader on Beach

1. “Fine, I’ll go to the beach. But if you think I’m gonna face the sea you are very much mistaken” (Jack)

2. …in other news, Lord Vader was caught taking a break from the dark side at Lauguana Beach today. Rumors are flying that he gave a child candy and was even spotted voluntarily petting a puppy. Raw footage at eleven. (Saurus)

3.

Boat in a Room

1. Okay, now we know the final scene of ‘The Truman Show’ wouldn’t have really worked in a small square room.

2. “Look I think I see land!” (Agent Double O Walrus)

3. Dude! I know it’s almost dinner time. That’s what I’m sayin’. If we spot a shark in here we’re screwed! (Saurus)

Man with Twigs

1. The special effects budget for ‘The Passion of the Christ’ had taken a massive hit (Jack)

2. “Well, I thought that my wings would work, apparently not..” (Naomi)

3. Angry beavers leave local man petrified. (Saurus)

Ironing Board

1. It had taken Nigel a lot of effort to set this up, unfortunately he didn’t have anywhere to plug the iron in.

2. “I’ve completely forgotten why I decided to do this in the first place” (Jack)

3. Wahoo! Serenghetti here I come!! OH Crap, iron burn? What the? Now what? I will SO never hear the end of this. (Saurus)

Street Scene

1. “Well, I guess it’s more practical that Christmas lights.”

2. Welcome to Whitetshirtville. It’s like I told you Jack, casual dress is strictly enforced here. Offenders are hanged in street for all to see. (Saurus)

3.

Penguin & Girl on Sofa

1. “Oh dear Mum, I think the man at the Pet Shop has been lying to you again. This isn’t a cat.”

2. “Now I’m not saying it was you, but the fact remains that someone has used the sink as a toilet. Again” (Jack)

3. Seriously, leave the eggs in the fridge alone. (Saurus)

A Bridge

1. “I think you took the wrong exit there, Keith” (Hermann)

2. Yet another reason why you shouldn’t give Red Bull to a tramp. Especially a tramp with a bike. (Jack)

3. …give her a buck. That is NOT what I heard the first time..and where does this chick live anyway? (Saurus)

Sheep in Boat

1. “I don’t think we really thought this through.”

2. “Look, that wolf might give us directions” (Hermann)

3. “Calm down lovvies. He hasn’t seen the Tsunami about to hit.” (Karen van de Bospoort)

4. No, you go first. No, you go first. For crying out loud guys, we’ve been here so long the water has since dried up. Somebody go! That’s not our shepherd back there. (Saurus)

Telephone Box

1. “I think this must be Doctor Whos Big brother… really BIG brother…” (Agent Double O Walrus)

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Dinner Party

1. “…then all of the ladies take turns to take a set of car keys out of the bowl and then, well, I think we all know what happens next…” (Jack)

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Man with Wolf

1. “I’ll give you this wolf for £10.”

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Men in Field

1. “We’ve got to cover this huge stain before the wife gets home” (Hermann)

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Fish in Desert

1. “Who would have thought that the water would ever have ended” (Naomi)

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3.

Death coming out of Subway

1. 117 accidental deaths later… In hindsight it may have been irresponsible to travel during rush hour.

2. “No one tells me I can’t have a sandwich. Wrong Subway my arse…” (Jack)

3.

Darth Vader on Platform

1. “This IS the passenger you are looking for.” (Saurus)

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3.

Man on Cliff

1. “No, I’m going to need a bigger ladder than this.”

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Sheep as Wolf

1. Some critics claim that Deal or No Deal has tried too hard to reinvent it’s tried and tested format (Jack)

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Now scroll down to “Leave a comment” to add your caption(s)!

*within reason – of course we wouldn’t want to accept any really terrible captions

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8 Comments

1

Man with Twigs – “Well, I thought that my wings would work, apparently not..”

Fish in Desert – “Who would have thought that the water would ever have ended”

2

Squirrel in field – “If you touch my fucking nuts…”

Sheep in Boat – “Look, that wolf might give us directions”

A Bridge – “I think you took the wrong exit there, Keith”

Men in Field – “We’ve got to cover this huge stain before the wife gets home”

3

Man with Twigs – “The special effects budget for ‘The Passion of the Christ’ had taken a massive hit”

Penguin & Girl on Sofa – “Now I’m not saying it was you, but the fact remains that someone has used the sink as a toilet. Again”

Death coming out of Subway – “No one tells me I can’t have a sandwich. Wrong Subway my arse…”

Squirrel in Field – “Laim Fox annonces further defense cuts, but higlights innovative military money saving developments”

A Bridge – “Yet another reason why you shouldn’t give Red Bull to a tramp. Especially a tramp with a bike”

Dinner Party – “…then all of the ladies take turns to take a set of car keys out of the bowl and then, well, I think we all know what happens next…”

4

Sheep as Wolf – “Some critics claim that Deal or No Deal has tried too hard to reinvent it’s tried and tested format”

Darth Vader on Beach – “Fine, I’ll go to the beach. But if you think I’m gonna face the sea you are very much mistaken”

Ironing Board – “I’ve completely forgotten why I decided to do this in the first place”

5

Nice shots, interesting to see the Jungle party photographs, well work done by photographer and the positive point for some manipulation work.

6

Sheep in Boat – “Calm down lovvies. He hasn’t seen the Tsunami about to hit.”

7

Boat in Room – “Look I think I see land!”

Telephone Box – “I think this must be Doctor Whos Big brother… really BIG brother…”

8

Vader on Platform: “This IS the passenger you are looking for.”

Sheep in Boat: No, you go first. No, you go first. For crying out loud guys, we’ve been here so long the water has since dried up. Somebody go! That’s not our shepherd back there.

Bridge: ..give her a buck. That is NOT what I heard the first time..and where does this chick live anyway?

Penguin and Sofa Girl: Seriously, leave the eggs in the fridge alone.

Street Scene: Welcome to Whitetshirtville. It’s like I told you Jack, casual dress is strictly enforced here. Offenders are hanged in street for all to see.

Man With Twigs: Angry beavers leave local man petrafied.

Ironing Board: Wahoo! Serenghetti here I come!! OH Crap, iron burn? What the? Now what? I will SO never hear the end of this.

Boat in a Room: Dude! I know it’s almost dinner time. That’s what I’m sayin’. If we spot a shark in here we’re screwed!

Vader on Beach: ..in other news, Lord Vader was caught taking a break from the dark side at Lauguana Beach today. Rumors are flying that he gave a child candy and was even spotted voluntarily petting a puppy. Raw footage at eleven.

Squirrel in Field: Step away from the oak tree.

Art Gallery: Pin up girl.

American Footballer: Wrong field Forrest.

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